No wonder it gives you wings

Red Bull is being banned in Germany because cocaine was found in the drink. Apparently, the makers of Red Bull use decocainised coca leaf extra as a flavoring. I guess in the same way that decaffeinated coffee still contains caffeine, decocainised coca extract still contains cocaine. No wonder Red Bull is so popular. Myself, I call it "heart attack in a can" and tell Mick he's not allowed to drink it. He doesn't listen to me, but that doesn't stop me from telling him!