Kitty Pr0n

I was at a conference a few months back and was a little sleep deprived. We'd been working really hard to get our demo ready; I was finishing up my dissertation proposal at the time; and, in addition, I was going through a rough bout with insomnia.

That said... I was showing some people pictures of my cat on my phone. The very fact that I was doing this shows that I was sleep-deprived. I mean, I realize that no one wants to look at multiple pictures of my fat cat. The pictures I was showing were of Kitty on his back spread-eagled, showing the full glory of his tummy. I said, "Ha, I have kitty porn on my phone." I didn't even realize how close that sounded to "I have kiddie pr0n on my phone" until I said it several times in a loudish voice. When I realized it, I tried really hard to make sure that everyone in earshot knew that I was talking about my cat. Oh, man.

Okay, but look at that picture. Look at the seductive look in his eyes. If that's not kitty pr0n, I don't know what is :)

P.S. The picture is wonky like that because I was trying to cut out as much of my dirty floors as possible. Don't judge. If Ben was your dog, your floors would look like mine.